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Jiharu Meme 1

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1.) What's your name?

"My name is Jiharu Ikumiya; You can call me Ji if you'd like, Mr. Interviewer."

2.) Do you know why you were named that?

"Something about me falling on some tiles I think. I just remember being picked up and Takeo yelling "THIS ONE!". I was a little confused at

the time and thinking, "What do you mean 'this one'?" I thought you were naming ME!". That's what I remember anyway."

3. Are you single or taken?

"Sorry boys, I'm taken." *smiles*

4.) Have any abilities or powers?

"I don't believe I do. I wish I could fly though!"

5.) Stop being a Mary-sue.

"Mary-who?" *Jiharu pops her sword from the sheath with her thumb repeatedly.*

6.) Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?

"I would. Takeo wouldn't let a man touch me, he'd be dead before the bell."

7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?

"No seriously he would, you can go ask him about it! Well, anyway, family members? Oh I have lots of 'em. Specifically lots of brothers. Hi

guys! Oh but I've never met my real mother or father. I just have one adoptive father that's the size of a mother and father. They're all great

though, I love 'em."

8.) Oh? How about pets?

"I want a dog ;x; I was told no."

9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.

"Being told no. ;x;"

10.) Something that you do like?

"The words 'yes', and 'lemons'! :D"

11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

"I like cooking and traveling with friends. I don't get to do either of those too often because of the courier job. ^^;"

12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?

"I...end up hurting people lots of times during my delivery runs. They always want these packages for some reason. I'm not allowed to look in

the packages so I never know why they want it. As far as how they end up being injured goes, I try not to do this by the way but sometimes I

have to, I'll smack them with the back of my sword just so they stop moving. I have to get the packages to the receiver at any cost, because if

I don't, Takeo won't let me back in the monastery. D|"

13.)Ever...killed anyone before?

"Not that I'm aware of. Now, there MIGHT be people who have died due to something involving me, I dunno. Oh there was this one time I gave

an old guy a heart attack. Does that count?"

14.)What kind of animal are you?

"When Takeo took me in, he found me in the mud. I was three at the time. That makes me a bush-baby right?"

15.) Your worst habits.

"I forget things...sometimes. There was this one time where I ran all the way to the northern part of the city, about 30 kilometers, and I left

the delivery order next to the front gate. Might've been because of the festival, I was excited! ^^ Oh and sometimes I forget to wear a bra,

but people don't get mad at me for that :/. You forget one thing and they're pissed, forget another and everyone wants to date you."

16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?

"No, not really. I wish I could have that, but normally I'm thinking, "Who're YOU to inspire and empower ME! You're just a statue!""

17.)Gay, straight, or bi?

"I'm bisexual and quite okay with it. :)"

18.)Do you go to school?

"I used to. Takeo taught me everything up until I was about 17, so I guess I didn't go to school per-se. More so, school came to me, at four in

the morning."

19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?

"I'd like to be a certain someone's bride someday. Having a baby sounds nice, but that's a little complicated for us at the moment."

20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?

"I'm not sure about that. I just know lots of perverts follow me during my deliveries. I know my boobs and my ass are kinda big but they

belong to someone else! ><"

21.)What are you most afraid of?

"Being helpless and dead things."

22.)What colour is your hair?

"Black; quite shiny too if I say so myself. :3"

23.) Eyes?

"A dark crimson color. We've been wondering for a while why, but my doctor at the monastery can't really come up with an answer. He might

be too busy with his bets. :/"

24.) What do you usually wear?

"Black tanktop, some capris or shorts, my wooden sandals or some running shoes, and my underwear is on a need to know basis only!"

25.)What's your religion?

"Be good to me I'll be good to you, also, lemons."

26.)Do you wish this quiz is over?

"No it's fine, I don't believe I have any deliveries due today."

27.) Well, it's still not over.

"Great! Let's keep going. :D"

28.) Anyways, where do you live?

"In a monastery that Takeo built in the forest."

29.) What class are you?

"Swordsman I would think." *waves the sword at Mr. Interviewer*

30.) How many friends do you have?

"More than I can count, but that doesn't make them any less special. :)"

31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change?

"Boobs. Sometimes I wish I didn't have these things. :/ They get in the way a lot and I feel them bounce throughout every delivery. Then

again, they are really soft and mine are big enough to where I can cuddle with them. Also, someone else like to cuddle with them among

other activites concerning my chest."

32.) What are your thoughts on pie?

"Wait we're having lemon pie later? OwO"

33.) Alright. What's your favourite food?

"As you can probably tell, I like lemons; for starters. Another favorite of mine is vegetable stirfry, or actually, most vegetable dishes. I guess I

just got used to them with how many times I've slept out in the forest during training. Produce is a very easy to find food if you know plants.

:)"

34.) Favourite drink?

"Lemonade or milk; lots of people say that my boobs came from all the milk. .x."

35.) What is your favourite place?

"By the side of my angel."

36.) Least favourite?

"Corporate offices, I HATE those places. Everytime I bring a delivery they need to search me for knives and such. It's a pain."

37.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?

"Are you not listening? I said I was having fun! D:"

38.) Well, it's over.

"Wait! Come back! D: What about....the pie? .x."
I forgot to post this a while back lol, well it's up now ^^;
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